1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:35,240 Arvid yeah, this reminds me of that one time that you and I 3 00:00:36,359 --> 00:00:38,359 You know back in 4 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:44,399 Bartholomew. Oh, you've been to Bartholomew. We have a package for that too. Gnolls begin to pour out of the tunnel now 5 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,400 Lead the way the mysteries of the universe will have to wait from now 6 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:54,200 We need to go come bring it with you. Just just bring it with you. Japes and 7 00:00:54,879 --> 00:00:59,719 Perseus are not part of this group though. They got torn away from the from the 8 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,259 Mass of you. If we're going to get them, we've got to go fast 9 00:01:04,159 --> 00:01:11,120 Remind me next time we see him to put a boot up Uzumaki's ass. Who's Uzumaki? Oh, don't worry, dear. Well 10 00:01:11,879 --> 00:01:15,719 Well, Margaret did we should do we help help? 11 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,039 help 12 00:01:18,039 --> 00:01:19,400 the 13 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,400 Kobold I could 14 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:26,079 Go on. I could. You could what? As this 15 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,480 Explosion happens behind them shooting this main 16 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:36,560 Mass of all of these gnolls off into the side giving you just the briefest moment to bolt through them 17 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:46,840 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He him also with me today is 18 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,239 Carla maxed it she her I will be playing Lex they them and Amy more 19 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,320 Yeah, she her and I will be playing 20 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:02,800 Flanks he him and Tom Laird. Yeah, that's me. He him. I will be playing 21 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:08,520 Perseus who's a he him also joining us today the lovely and talented rev to shame 22 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:15,320 Hey, he him and I'm playing Margaret broad cloak. She her class. It's here. Yo, yo 23 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:22,000 He him and I will be playing flanks. No, I'm not playing flanks. No, I'm flanks. Who are you playing? 24 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:28,400 I don't even know anymore like james james prot spin. I just to give him a last name this time around 25 00:02:29,439 --> 00:02:33,759 Okay. Yeah. Well, I got to write down all of this information. Did you write down flanks last name? 26 00:02:33,759 --> 00:02:35,759 What was flanks last name lake? 27 00:02:43,879 --> 00:02:50,759 And I may be I'm pretty sure I'm also gonna be playing Vorunax this episode shut your face he's dead 28 00:02:50,759 --> 00:02:56,560 Yeah, he is. Never mind that james is the new bad guy. We just haven't gotten there yet story art 29 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:04,479 We've got a couple more time jumps to go through for that one. That's right younger james. Well, we'll see what happens with james prot spin 30 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:10,039 You can listen to the downtime that we did for the last episode which a spoiler alert 31 00:03:11,079 --> 00:03:13,079 Because we didn't accomplish anything 32 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,080 Of great importance 33 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:23,880 There wasn't a lot to talk about but we still had fun diving into what happened between 34 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,640 Last episode and where we're gonna pick up in this episode. 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It's here 45 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:23,540 No 46 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,060 Me just showed up 47 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:38,500 Com slash dumb dragon cast. Please join us over there Kyle's there, too 48 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,980 See if you can find me 49 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:45,100 Fuck it. Let's play 50 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:58,660 We join the group being led by Japs and flanks as Japs has gone into a 51 00:04:59,939 --> 00:05:02,020 a tour guide mode 52 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:08,840 I was gonna say about of dementia as they have evaded the pack of gnolls that was 53 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:14,780 Chasing them deeper into the underdark. You see and that's stalactite over there 54 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,820 You can tell by the guano on it that 55 00:05:18,379 --> 00:05:21,459 Bats like to stay there when they sleep and 56 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:27,740 So how is that different than the other all those other stalactites that also? 57 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:33,500 Had the bat guano is that yes. This tour is very guano based. I'm noticing 58 00:05:33,659 --> 00:05:37,219 Yeah, well, you got to know where get ready to get the good guano 59 00:05:37,659 --> 00:05:44,180 So that you know if you need to hide down here, you can look like a piece of shit and not get noticed 60 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:48,280 Should I be writing this down mood? It's in your hand, but you'll see 61 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:07,180 I see some branding some like hand cream 62 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:12,019 Yeah, it's good. It's good gives you nice supple skin look 63 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:17,859 I don't have many wrinkles and why do you think I don't do you sell that t-shirt back at the store? 64 00:06:18,859 --> 00:06:24,219 No, but if you make it before me, I'll kill you takes this branding very seriously. That's right 65 00:06:24,219 --> 00:06:31,060 I should it be like one that says like I don't look like shit. It's just the guano. Yeah, that's good 66 00:06:31,699 --> 00:06:37,779 Okay, you're gonna go far in this business. I'm telling you flanks. Thanks, sir, or perhaps. It's a product placement guano 67 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:45,740 Blend in by looking like shit. Yeah guano. You didn't the further you go into the underdark 68 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:52,580 Don't advertise that 69 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:58,660 Right in check that we cannot catch the jokes might get a little deeper but not much better 70 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:05,140 Quick Russ interrupt us 71 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:13,180 The further you go into the underdark the it's gonna sound silly but it's gonna get dark darker it gets 72 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:19,740 That makes you've entered an area where the the bioluminescent materials 73 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,459 seem to have been 74 00:07:22,459 --> 00:07:24,019 eroded or 75 00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:26,659 Like removed due to heavy traffic 76 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:31,259 You look up ahead and this cavern that you're in 77 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,980 Funnels to a point and leads down a long hallway 78 00:07:36,139 --> 00:07:44,180 Even those who are so inclined to see better than others in the dark have trouble seeing down to the end of this 79 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:46,180 hallway, all right 80 00:07:46,459 --> 00:07:53,980 Right this way hold on flanks goes through his pack and pulls out a torch 81 00:07:54,939 --> 00:07:56,740 Ah 82 00:07:56,740 --> 00:08:01,740 Yeah, it's good another that bio light and it's gone, you know, I 83 00:08:02,379 --> 00:08:05,580 Kind of just get a feel for it. My feet feel it out 84 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:10,180 I gotta take the shoes off a little while ago and oh your barefoot. Oh, yeah 85 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:12,620 You get a real feel for the underdark with these toes 86 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:18,860 Flanks lights the torch. I said take your shoes off kid. I'm sorry good 87 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:21,580 Don't forget you're getting paid to be here 88 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:26,579 You follow the code but he's a cobalt so I think you just like had like bread bags 89 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:35,379 I don't understand the shoe mechanics 90 00:08:38,139 --> 00:08:40,139 Special order 91 00:08:40,139 --> 00:08:42,960 Yeah, the benefits didn't quite cover the whole thing 92 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:43,500 Yeah 93 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:47,939 I never do japs and flanks with torch and no shoes in hand 94 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:53,020 Lead the way down this tunnel leaving the four of you back just a just a hair 95 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:59,300 In order to have any conversation you might want to have well, we're still alive. So 96 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,940 That's 97 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,940 Something yes, and 98 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,820 At least it feels like we are going 99 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:15,220 Deeper so we're going the right direction. We got away from those gnolls 100 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:19,320 So I mean maybe all the other tour guides would have been 101 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:29,019 even stranger and had a bushier eyebrows and never wore shoes you follow behind japs and flanks and 102 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:36,820 This tunnel narrows so much so that you're going single file 103 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:40,180 You hear 104 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,620 the scurrying of 105 00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:47,519 What could be rodents down at your feet 106 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,019 like bugs 107 00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:51,259 spiders 108 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:53,940 moving along the ceiling and there's this it's 109 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,660 Deathly silent except for all of these over accentuated 110 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:05,259 Noises coming from whatever wildlife is is existing in this space 111 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,060 You hear japes mumbling up ahead 112 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,340 Yes 113 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:18,060 No, and that one's furry and the echo that's reverberating down this this tunnel 114 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:23,980 dampens as he enters into this wide open chamber that is 115 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:32,500 Completely dark as flanks follows in behind him the light from his torch disappears before you 116 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,340 Four of you 117 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,540 stop 118 00:10:37,539 --> 00:10:40,620 to evaluate before proceeding forward I 119 00:10:41,259 --> 00:10:44,939 Take my mace out and see if the light from it 120 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,179 penetrates his darkness 121 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:51,980 It begins to illuminate and then it shone shone's on the walls and you can see 122 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:56,579 Like bugs scurrying back into holes and everything disappearing 123 00:10:56,579 --> 00:11:03,539 but then it's like there's this wall of blackness before you and it if it was reflective you feel like it would 124 00:11:03,699 --> 00:11:06,219 Reflect the same as the walls around you back to you 125 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:13,580 But it's like it eats the light. Do you hear them? Mike? I can't see them anymore. I don't I don't particularly love 126 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:15,660 this 127 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,060 should we 128 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:18,340 form a 129 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,340 Chain, I don't 130 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:25,259 Does that sound silly but if we join hands we would 131 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,060 Be together 132 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:33,580 We would yes, we would be at least not separated much like planks and japs 133 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:37,940 God rest their souls wherever they are beyond this dark void. Oh 134 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:46,820 Blanks japs are they are it are they I don't I don't hear them. Oh 135 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,259 Oh 136 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:54,720 And I will put the mace away and and take out the daggers 137 00:11:55,259 --> 00:12:01,500 That I that I got when we were shopping we talked about this right before we started recording trying to figure out what it was 138 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:06,860 They glow as they get closer together in case we lost each other in the dark 139 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:12,659 So we would could use them like way finders to find out. Yes. Okay. That's what it was. Yep. Thank you 140 00:12:13,419 --> 00:12:15,419 It was yes, we're together 141 00:12:24,139 --> 00:12:30,740 Amazing yeah all four useful. I mean Arvid pulls his out. Yeah. Yeah Lex as well. Yeah 142 00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:33,019 Yeah, Margaret will hold both her hands out 143 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,980 Let's give it a shot 144 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:44,080 the four of you proceed forward Margaret in the lead everybody else following behind daggers glowing and as you 145 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:48,940 Step to and then through this darkness 146 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:54,860 Everything kind of just shunts around you sound is gone 147 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,580 Any 148 00:12:57,580 --> 00:13:02,740 Visuals that you have are gone. You can still feel the hand of the person behind you 149 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,860 Who is? 150 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:10,019 Sweaty I feel like Lex is probably at the back. Okay, Lex is at the back 151 00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:16,100 So we'll say I'll take maybe Perseus then Arvid. Okay. Okay, who is Perseus? 152 00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:20,740 Who could be sweaty Lex wouldn't have been sweaty so that that would have been a clarification 153 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:24,379 Just a more of sort of generally clammy at all times, yeah 154 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:33,060 And everybody else as you step forward and through you see like there's it's like it's almost like walking through 155 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:38,180 Putting your hand through murky water like it you lose all visual of it 156 00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:41,539 Margaret make and 157 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,419 It's 158 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:50,200 Spooky in here, it's real scary make us check. I mean 159 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,260 But make a perception check at 160 00:13:55,940 --> 00:14:01,940 Disadvantage I have advantage normally. Okay. Yeah 161 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:12,620 For all your good rolling needs yeah, so 27 162 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:15,379 As you step into this you 163 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,940 in your years of 164 00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:21,419 Monster hunting take a moment and just kind of hold 165 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:27,700 Perseus back as you try and get any sense of what you're feeling and seeing and 166 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:34,539 Although you can't see anything you you feel 167 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,620 Minor 168 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:45,100 Vibrations coming from the air around you like it's these clicking noises that are 169 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,340 Distant at this point 170 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,980 Where you are? 171 00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:53,179 If you proceed forward 172 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:59,779 The clicking even as you take a couple steps like the clicking becomes erratic and 173 00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:03,060 As you stop moving it slows 174 00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:06,659 Does this sound 175 00:15:06,899 --> 00:15:13,699 Like anything that I have encountered before as you take a few steps just trying to to gauge without 176 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:20,659 Going too far as to potentially run into something you get a feeling that it is it sounds like 177 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:27,319 some sort of undead creature or creatures and a lot of them 178 00:15:28,939 --> 00:15:30,939 Who are 179 00:15:30,939 --> 00:15:32,379 more 180 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,019 stationary 181 00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:35,740 just kind of like 182 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:37,980 Muscle twitches and bone cracks 183 00:15:42,019 --> 00:15:44,019 Oh boy 184 00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:47,539 Like we can't go back 185 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:52,139 One because I guess we don't exactly even know where back is I mean 186 00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:56,180 We'll say that I mean yes, it would be skewed 187 00:15:56,180 --> 00:16:00,919 So you might not be able to make it back or anyway, but you walked in a straight line, right? So 188 00:16:02,659 --> 00:16:05,259 Perception in the dark perception in the dark would be skewed 189 00:16:05,259 --> 00:16:11,399 So yeah, you're right would have to turn a complete 180 and be pointing the exact same way 190 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:16,620 we can kind of feel that we're in a big space, but visually and 191 00:16:17,819 --> 00:16:25,019 Even kind of what we hear it's yeah, you can't see this you you and you specifically are hearing this 192 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:29,019 Just I'm giving you that because of your super monster hunting 193 00:16:29,539 --> 00:16:30,579 And 194 00:16:30,579 --> 00:16:37,019 Experience that your character has like knowing that it seems like we're supposed to go through here to try and get 195 00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:39,179 To wherever we're going next 196 00:16:40,139 --> 00:16:42,419 I don't think I can do anything except 197 00:16:44,299 --> 00:16:51,579 Try to use that clicking sound as a like, okay, I'm gonna go a little this way now and try to navigate between 198 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:55,620 The clicking it's like a reverse 199 00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:59,879 Echolocation yeah, yeah, I like it 200 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:09,619 Russ I'm assuming that this total darkness that we are in counts as total cover 201 00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:13,819 because if not I have divine sense and 202 00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:20,920 I can detect undead within 60 feet. Oh, you're you're but 203 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:24,400 You're detecting all over the place your Geiger counters 204 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,920 That's what's making the clicking 205 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,880 That's what it is, but yeah, so okay, so yeah Margaret you sense 206 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,400 All around you which you can equate to 207 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,680 Closest equation is is some sort of undead 208 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:51,360 More surrounding you the further you go in Lex as you step into this darkness like yeah your your sense of 209 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,360 Undead is 210 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,440 Just through the roof, right? 211 00:17:56,360 --> 00:18:03,120 Do you want to do anything or attempt to do anything with that you as we described it in terms of walking order? 212 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:07,920 You are holding Arvid's hand. I don't know cuz I think right now 213 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,260 Like being as silent as possible is the best 214 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,080 Option rather than yelling guys is undead 215 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,200 Scatter they can't get us all 216 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,640 Okay 217 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:33,680 You all proceed forward with Margaret leading Margaret roll me a 218 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,680 joint 219 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,920 I'll let you pick here either 220 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,160 insight 221 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,040 Going off of 222 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,320 where you're sensing all of 223 00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:56,599 Where like the sounds are coming from and trying to locate those as you're getting closer or farther from them or 224 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,359 Perception yeah 225 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:03,839 perception if it's 226 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:09,159 listening very closely to get a gauge of how close those clicks are and then finding 227 00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:13,279 The direction where it's a little quieter because basically trying to 228 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,960 Walk around 229 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,720 Okay, this is like that Mario Party one where you try not to step on all the banana peels 230 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,720 But the banana peels are undead 231 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,200 Exactly. That's the one that 232 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,880 22 233 00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:33,880 Margaret begins to move forward and is listening to these sounds and like we can 234 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:41,720 you know from the cameras point of view like we're we're we're spinning around and swirling around all four of you and 235 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:48,920 Margaret you're sensing as you get closer and using your 236 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:56,079 Hand on Perseus to kind of signal as you're turning Perseus roll an insight 237 00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:04,160 That is a 17 you definitely sense that Margaret senses something based on the the pulses in hers in her squeeze 238 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:09,799 And is guiding you through and you're able to to pass down the line as well 239 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:18,639 You're weaving in and out of these noises that are getting louder and quieter like it's almost to the point where you feel like 240 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:25,480 Like something brush up against just the edge of like a sleeve that you have 241 00:20:27,919 --> 00:20:29,919 Until you get 242 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,879 You've been walking for what I presume is very slowly 243 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:36,599 for several minutes and 244 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:41,520 And then you hear this this pulse 245 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:50,160 In this darkness around you you hear like a 246 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:56,560 Crackling and almost like this sucking noise as it pulls in towards you 247 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:03,000 From the outside looking in it pulls in towards you until the room is clear 248 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:06,319 And you are in the middle of this 249 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:14,359 Almost military line of this room of complete of undead of 250 00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:18,480 mangled monsters of pieced together beings 251 00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:22,759 Who are all standing at all 252 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,920 What could be described as at attention? 253 00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:28,839 facing one direction towards 254 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:36,240 The this this raised dais this raised platform at the end of this cavern 255 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,039 You're in the middle of this 256 00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:45,519 There's this clicking of all of these joints is like the the muscles are spasming in and hands are shooting out in different directions 257 00:21:45,519 --> 00:21:47,240 But they're not moving 258 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:54,799 Is there anyone on that raised platform not immediately roll a wisdom saving throw? 259 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:01,599 17 20 dirty 13 Arvid rolled to an 11 260 00:22:03,319 --> 00:22:08,559 Margaret and Arvid are going to take which isn't on your character sheets 261 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,919 12 sanity damage 262 00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:20,440 Russ looking around at these things now that we're able to kind of see them better like do they resemble 263 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,759 What Lex is like yes, there are definitely element like yeah 264 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:30,440 They are pieced together beings of many other beings most of them 265 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,600 majority of them humanoid in fact everybody make a 266 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,080 Perception check 267 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,019 Margaret and Arvid at disadvantage for 10 268 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,320 15 269 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,320 Everybody sees that they are 270 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:54,079 Very similar in that they are pieced together from many different beings and humanoids and and perhaps even other 271 00:22:54,480 --> 00:23:01,000 creatures, but Lex you specifically notice that the the facial construction of them is all 272 00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:07,439 Very similar not not to yourself. Just be clear about that 273 00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:11,879 but all very similar to one another and 274 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,600 Even looking at them like the build is 275 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:23,160 Almost to a design point very similar to one another 276 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:29,200 The the the parts maybe have to been taken from many different 277 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,440 creatures or beings but the size of them is all 278 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,200 Like almost cookie cutter do they seem to be? 279 00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:45,920 Creatures of the underdark piece together or like not necessarily the gangs all here. Okay, the gangs all here 280 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:50,000 Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of more humanoid and even human 281 00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:57,940 Probably majority is human or humanoid and how many are there you are in a cavern that is 282 00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:01,559 Let's place it at 283 00:24:01,599 --> 00:24:09,159 200 to 250 feet across on all sides and they are all in lines 284 00:24:10,679 --> 00:24:14,220 Standing at attention and are they nude? No 285 00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:16,799 Great question 286 00:24:17,319 --> 00:24:19,460 No, they all appear to be in 287 00:24:20,399 --> 00:24:25,720 Damaged or not great condition, but they all appear to be an armor and have weapons 288 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:28,359 swords axes maces 289 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,600 Degrees it looks like we've we've found someone's 290 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,880 Army. Yes, isn't that what we were afraid? 291 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:42,240 Was being built and we've also lost our guides 292 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,760 looking back 293 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:51,320 At like the door that we came in. Yeah, does it exist? Is there like a film over it? 294 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,360 No, it does exist. Like there's a 295 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,920 I 296 00:24:54,920 --> 00:25:01,360 Think there's no real light coming from it, but there is you can see where you came in 297 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,920 You would place yourself probably pretty close to the middle of the room 298 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,760 Maybe a little bit back from middle so closer to the tunnel, but still 299 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:16,720 150 to 175 feet out and the only other way out of this room is that is the dais? 300 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,320 Yeah, there's a raised platform 301 00:25:19,599 --> 00:25:25,759 Which you can't quite see all the way back but yeah, that's the only egress that you can tell are 302 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:28,279 the tunnel you came in or 303 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,359 What's up there? 304 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,720 Well, I suppose the only way is 305 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,240 forward 306 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,980 Right Arvid Marcius Margaret. I don't 307 00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:43,119 We know what's back there. It's many many 308 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,559 gnolls who 309 00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:48,639 Truly dislike us. Yeah, they were not fans 310 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:51,039 No 311 00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:52,439 so 312 00:25:52,439 --> 00:25:54,439 it seems we have a 313 00:25:55,599 --> 00:26:00,519 Moment here and I'd like to get away from this army 314 00:26:02,679 --> 00:26:04,679 Before they decide to wake up 315 00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:06,279 Yes 316 00:26:06,279 --> 00:26:06,799 Yeah 317 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:14,559 I'm with you Lex like always is there stairs up to the platform or am I going to awkwardly try and jump? 318 00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:20,240 Like I did in the stage in high school when I was like getting up on the thing and then you like kind of can 319 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,799 Get up, but you forget you're short and then you're just kind of like roll on to it 320 00:26:24,759 --> 00:26:29,119 Anybody else yo every day. That's right. I imagined it like a 321 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,440 Mahin dais 322 00:26:34,879 --> 00:26:36,879 Yeah, I don't know 323 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,960 Steps up there 324 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,720 And then like 325 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:54,240 Yeah, yeah, I like that one that's a door that's what I had written down every time we say door in D&D 326 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,700 I am like it is a drywall door. That thing is 327 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:03,440 Golden knob you have to turn it to lock it. There's this one door jam just in the middle 328 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,960 So my brain does okay? 329 00:27:06,279 --> 00:27:08,279 before of you looking around 330 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:11,279 evaluating your circumstance 331 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,240 Begin to go forward towards the the dais and 332 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,079 As you begin to move forwards, and you get another 50 feet 333 00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:25,519 there's this crackle of energy above you and 334 00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:33,519 You look up and you see two swirling portals and out of them drop tied to chains are 335 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 japes and flanks 336 00:27:37,399 --> 00:27:40,200 Are we gagged I'm gagged nice 337 00:27:41,839 --> 00:27:44,240 Japes is gagged by him by himself 338 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,559 One of his socks is off. It's in his mouth 339 00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:55,639 The whole like I can fit my fist into my mouth and like no you can not 340 00:27:55,639 --> 00:28:02,319 I can here's where we're at for you to you walked into the darkness, and you were like vacuum sucked 341 00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:06,519 Pneumatic tubes yeah 342 00:28:06,639 --> 00:28:10,079 tubes okay, so you two are dangling from these portals 343 00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:12,359 Midway above 344 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:17,240 By chains, there's this swirling purple black energy above you as 345 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:25,039 That happens like it reverberates through the room and the clicks from all of the undead around you begin to increase in 346 00:28:25,159 --> 00:28:27,159 frequency and they are almost 347 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,319 Pulsing with the energy and the sound that's flowing through the building 348 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,859 To the building fuck like this is a warehouse 349 00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:37,860 Cavern and 350 00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:42,400 As you stop and look at that you hear just like this slow clap 351 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:47,540 Begin from the far side where you were walking forward to guys 352 00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:52,900 It's almost never happens, and if this could baby not reflect on your review of the company that would be great 353 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:57,060 Please please be shush 354 00:28:57,059 --> 00:28:59,059 I 355 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:07,859 Know what he said slow clapping begins, and it gets louder and louder has you are 356 00:29:08,899 --> 00:29:15,299 Stopped I presume unless unless you don't want to stop you tell me what you want to do well. I mean if that's a 357 00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:18,419 Clicking and popping of all the weird 358 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:23,500 Frankenstein monsters are getting worse like I would think we'd be moving quicker if anything 359 00:29:24,019 --> 00:29:26,740 Are they gonna start pop and lock in yeah? 360 00:29:27,179 --> 00:29:30,980 So long as they try wouldn't it be cool. Just turns in your just electric slide 361 00:29:33,419 --> 00:29:35,419 You're actually part of a flash 362 00:29:37,539 --> 00:29:40,700 There but you're there now it's worse than an undead 363 00:29:45,179 --> 00:29:49,339 Yeah, no I agree I think yeah just 364 00:29:50,139 --> 00:29:53,980 the sounds increasing would like increase the speed of 365 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:58,940 Even though we're walking towards some asshole that's slow clapping 366 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:03,579 Guys we're gonna need to we got to get out of here. We got to move quicker 367 00:30:04,779 --> 00:30:08,420 But I know I know there's but let's just go for it. We need to move 368 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:10,900 I don't want to be stuck right in the middle here if they 369 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,900 reanimate 370 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:20,220 Four of you begin to run as quickly and as as nimbly as you can trying not to bump any of the undead 371 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:22,220 that are just 372 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:26,460 Sporadically like shooting out an arm in front of you and you're ducking below them 373 00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:30,819 And you get up near the front and as this clapping gets louder like you're losing 374 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:35,100 perspective as this person is walking forward or this individual is walking forward as 375 00:30:36,019 --> 00:30:40,100 This person as this individual steps into view this long 376 00:30:40,779 --> 00:30:46,299 white blonde hair is like it's being blown by fans and 377 00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:49,460 They have this dark 378 00:30:49,539 --> 00:30:53,620 Purple ebony skin as they are clapping and 379 00:30:54,860 --> 00:30:57,700 Smiling down towards you when they say 380 00:30:58,340 --> 00:31:00,340 lax 381 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:05,380 My goodness, it's been so long 382 00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,420 and 383 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:12,340 My vision that I saw like I recognized this person 384 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:14,220 Okay, the instant you see them 385 00:31:14,259 --> 00:31:20,960 They are the one who came in being carried by undead floating into the room to murder Nick real 386 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,100 That's how we're starting that's a great start 387 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:35,420 That's it just as exasperated we're here welcome to the middle everybody 388 00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:38,500 We'll break from the action for you 389 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:43,620 It was a whole it was a whole wild session that we just recorded which wasn't the session that you're listening to you 390 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,620 But this one is also a wild session 391 00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:50,860 But look forward to that because whoo boy epic coming your way 392 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:58,880 What also is epic is we are doing a live show for our patrons when you join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 393 00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:04,740 We hit 90 patrons so for that goal. 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This is what it's like 412 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:39,480 Editing does rust do a lot folks a lot there there really was only three bullet points for those episodes 413 00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:46,640 It's wild and one was sexy goblins always is you never know when that sexy goblins gonna pop back out, baby 414 00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:49,279 So join us today at Patreon.com 415 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,259 Slash dumb dragon cast live shows baby get back to the show 416 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,519 Legs it's it's Prim's bottom. Oh, I know 417 00:34:01,759 --> 00:34:06,039 I've been hoping to meet you. We've met before but it's so good to see you again 418 00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:13,559 The memory the memory yes, I've been hoping to meet you when I knew yeah, that was 419 00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:17,159 What you are ah 420 00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:19,599 Thelonious Prim's Bane pleasure to meet you 421 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:27,820 I'm here to bring death and destruction for the sole purpose of just I'm bored down here in the underdark 422 00:34:28,119 --> 00:34:33,119 Really, I kind of piggybacked off of some other things happening, but you don't know about those 423 00:34:33,359 --> 00:34:39,679 So murder of Nick a real murder probably of all these creatures, that's not enough no 424 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:45,159 Yeah, Nick a real Nick a real Nick a real was a victim of circumstance see Vic 425 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,239 brought Nick a real in on the ground floor of this whole 426 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:55,000 Organization that I have as you look around here. You see an image 427 00:34:56,519 --> 00:34:58,519 One of my dear dear friends 428 00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:00,679 Leon in glory jam 429 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:06,880 Brought them into the organization also at the ground floor because they had just the physique that I was looking for 430 00:35:07,199 --> 00:35:11,639 Nick a real had the power Nick a real had the the abilities 431 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:19,360 You know combined with my just garish good looks and excellent charm and ability to get 432 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,880 And sorry pure disgusting evil 433 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:30,680 Well, it's all in the eye of the beholder we have one of those two hiding somewhere around here, but uh, that's neither here nor there 434 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,880 It's so good of you to come home and bring me 435 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,519 new subjects 436 00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:41,680 No, what we've brought is 437 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,800 Death and the end of you 438 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,200 Is sort of more 439 00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:52,719 What we were thinking and all of you just given the circumstance 440 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:58,359 And he looks to the rest of the group here and even up to flanks and japes all of you feel the same 441 00:35:58,359 --> 00:36:01,000 That this is a winning scenario 442 00:36:01,799 --> 00:36:03,480 for you 443 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:10,039 Well, you do have an undead army, but if we can kill you I suppose that's enough to keep them immobile 444 00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:13,879 Mm-hmm 445 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,880 Mm-hmm 446 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,240 Right I should mention the two from the ceiling really 447 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:26,880 They seem to be the master employees I don't want to 448 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:34,099 This isn't they triggered the initial trap that I was hoping was for you because we saw you coming and then 449 00:36:34,519 --> 00:36:40,539 But they were I don't I don't agree with the health and safety conditions employees are put in by 450 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:48,420 Take you away or come away with me or your safety is our number one priority 451 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:52,739 That's right. Oh, you got your fist out. Yeah. Yeah, it 452 00:36:53,259 --> 00:36:57,980 Kind of my jaw dropped when I saw how what an amazing army 453 00:36:58,219 --> 00:37:05,219 You've got down here and for you fine for we've we've delivered you to where you need to be. Yes. Yes, you should 454 00:37:05,739 --> 00:37:06,900 return 455 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,000 To your storefront. Yes head home 456 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,360 unharmed and 457 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:17,239 Undamaged Oh right primsbane. They will just they will just they will just leave this place 458 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,199 unharmed and undamaged 459 00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:24,840 Sure, he snaps his fingers and the chains suck up into the portals 460 00:37:26,039 --> 00:37:27,679 clothes and 461 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:32,480 They're gone as I get sucked up a bag drops 462 00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:37,000 From my like how big is this bag? 463 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,599 um 464 00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:40,280 Yay 465 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:46,559 Yay, surprise. Okay, I was guys surprise. I like bag a holding situation 466 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:55,519 More of a satchel. Yeah, okay. Got it. Okay, it it just falls. Nothing. Nothing happens to it 467 00:37:55,519 --> 00:37:58,440 I don't know what you put into this bag. So I know but 468 00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:02,559 Player knowledge character. No, I know that's Ross. That's that's fine 469 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,239 It's awfully shiny though 470 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:12,040 Very gemmy the bag is shiny bag the dazzled bag. I love it. Yeah 471 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,520 Flanks releases a bedazzled bag. You hear the scream it falls to the ground 472 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:25,960 And you hear it like bounce off of one of these undead who begins to snarl 473 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:31,200 Primsbane snaps his fingers again and it stops and the clicking comes back. I 474 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,880 Don't know what that was but 475 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,760 They're gone they've they've left 476 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,360 Totally unharmed as previously arranged 477 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,120 So what's the next move? 478 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:55,100 As he asked that question, I want to cast misty step to the location of the bag and go grab it 479 00:38:55,120 --> 00:39:01,160 Okay, what is misty? Yeah remind to me remind to me remind to me 480 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:08,440 I am briefly surrounded by silvery mist and I teleport up to 30 feet to an unoccupied space that I could see 481 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,100 He he's he asked that new 482 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,040 Mist kind of envelopes you and you appear 483 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,320 Right at the bag 484 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,320 What's in the bag? 485 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:25,760 You want to know what's in the bag? What's in the bag reaches down picks it up and opens it our receipt 486 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,120 And 487 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,760 A comment card for us to fill out bag 39.99 488 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:44,960 Okay, so well, I mean this has got to be care every player knowledge because there's no way for character to know this 489 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:53,960 This is the bag of devouring it is capable of killing an unsuspecting party 490 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,760 It takes the shape of a bag of holding 491 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:05,160 Hiding its malicious nature like a wolf in sheep's clothing. But once the player reaches into the bag 492 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,600 There's a 50% chance that they're pulled inside 493 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:18,760 Any creature who starts their turn inside the bag is instantly and entirely devoured 494 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,840 Other players may attempt to pull people inside of the bag out 495 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:31,500 But first they must avoid being pulled in themselves and second. They must beat a DC 20 strength check yummy 496 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,519 Just open you didn't say you reached any just said he opened it and looked inside 497 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:47,960 So don't let this knowledge sway what you do with the bag 498 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:52,199 I was hoping Thelonious would have 499 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,119 Case era, okay, we all say sometimes 500 00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:05,800 No, it's it's the bag of devouring. I know what the bag excuse you. I'm not gonna look at all your other stuff 501 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,800 That's right. I've been texting with Kyle 502 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 That's right secret stuff 503 00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:14,240 Obviously we can do now that we're dead in a 504 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,720 Somewhere no return 505 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:25,920 Your last words as you were pulled through the portal was it's all blades in here 506 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:39,520 Perseus you grab it. It has like the this intricate was it's it's bedazzled 507 00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:44,559 It's completely bedazzled it has like this almost face bedazzled into it 508 00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:49,280 You open it up and you look inside and it looks like this black void 509 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:57,960 Make a an arcana check. I've got a great arcana bonus y'all. That is a 27 510 00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:03,039 Okay, you know 511 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:08,539 Or get a strong sense that this is a bag with an extra dimensional plane 512 00:42:09,139 --> 00:42:11,139 built within it or 513 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:19,179 Crafted within it being as it previously hit one of the undead things that was it was next to 514 00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:22,059 Can I like? 515 00:42:23,099 --> 00:42:28,619 Put it over said undead things head see what happens. Yes, you're still surrounded in miss 516 00:42:31,099 --> 00:42:35,139 Stepping around making shit in an instant. This is happening. So misty step 517 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:42,819 You pick it up you look at it and Thelonious is kind of just observing what's happening as you you 518 00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:48,179 evaluate that this this could possibly be a bag of holding and you put it on top of 519 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:51,819 The head of one immediately beside you 520 00:42:52,659 --> 00:42:54,659 Roll me a d20 521 00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:58,539 High it doesn't take it away low 522 00:42:58,539 --> 00:43:04,859 It does take it away ten these teeth begin to form around the edge of it and it begins to chomp down on 523 00:43:05,019 --> 00:43:10,500 this this zombie creature and swallow it whole as like this clicking and and 524 00:43:11,579 --> 00:43:13,019 groaning and 525 00:43:13,019 --> 00:43:15,180 Trashing begins to happen around this 526 00:43:16,019 --> 00:43:20,380 Until it's completely gone, which is no more than a couple seconds 527 00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:25,260 And the bag lies on the ground beside you does it comically burp afterwards? 528 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:28,220 Yes 529 00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:30,220 I'm so satisfied right now 530 00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:32,539 Well, that was fun 531 00:43:32,539 --> 00:43:34,539 Is that how you're gonna get them all? 532 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,900 Gotta catch them all in your back. I 533 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:43,620 Mean I could just go like this 534 00:43:45,059 --> 00:43:50,500 He snaps and a zombie right beside Margaret begins to turn and 535 00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:57,140 Throws out its arms and then he snaps again and it stops holding its place. I could do that 536 00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:59,660 This is a fun game 537 00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:06,019 You decide what you want to do and then I activate all the dead know the dead done dead. It's just great 538 00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:08,019 I think that 539 00:44:09,219 --> 00:44:13,659 Or you could let me take your friends back to my place 540 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:17,619 Turn them into 541 00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:20,259 helpers and 542 00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:26,579 You come take your place here, which is where you were supposed to be. I mean he was giving you sentience 543 00:44:26,579 --> 00:44:29,139 He was giving you memory you were supposed to be mine 544 00:44:30,619 --> 00:44:31,500 I 545 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:38,059 Think I'm gonna try and shoot an arrow at him actually across Bobo cuz that's what I have is across bow go for it 546 00:44:39,139 --> 00:44:41,500 It's not gonna work guys, but he's really pissing me off 547 00:44:42,539 --> 00:44:44,539 Let those emotions run free 548 00:44:44,819 --> 00:44:46,819 16 549 00:44:46,859 --> 00:44:52,099 16 will hit well, that's a terrible rule. That was a four 550 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:56,579 You can do a thing where I can give him there. It is 551 00:44:57,299 --> 00:44:59,299 divine smite 552 00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:02,659 He is going to 553 00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:08,739 Get an extra 2d8 radiant damage plus 1d8 554 00:45:09,539 --> 00:45:15,219 That let's just say like 4d8. Sure. Love it 12d8. Let's do 555 00:45:17,299 --> 00:45:19,299 Like per level 556 00:45:21,539 --> 00:45:27,099 So 12 plus 5 is 17 plus 5 is 557 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:29,420 22 558 00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:32,380 Radiant damage 559 00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:38,699 In like a flash like over the heads of everybody else this this crossbow just quickly 560 00:45:39,179 --> 00:45:43,460 zips towards Thelonious and impales in his 561 00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:49,460 I won't give you a kill shot. Where do you want to hit him? I wish I could remember what he did to 562 00:45:50,819 --> 00:45:55,019 Make a reel, but let's just be honest. I'm gonna all I want to do is hit him 563 00:45:55,019 --> 00:45:58,659 So I'm aiming for like the mass of his body. So sure 564 00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:06,340 You hit him like in the in the chest and the ribs they often to the left and he he crumples 565 00:46:15,179 --> 00:46:17,420 And like snaps it off 566 00:46:25,019 --> 00:46:27,019 Why 567 00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:32,300 Why I mean I 568 00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:37,340 What why why why why why I 569 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:43,300 Brought you into this world. I could take you out. I'm gonna try and hit him with another one 570 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:53,719 Oh, no, that's a nothing 17 he's prepared on this one. Yeah, and a shield goes up around him 571 00:46:55,139 --> 00:47:02,259 In this huge dome and it glances off and shoots off into the into the distance and he turns and you see him 572 00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:04,940 Throw his arms up into the air 573 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,739 like looking back down the catwalk away from 574 00:47:09,579 --> 00:47:12,139 And you see another figure walk out a 575 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:20,300 Larger imposing dragonborn come out carrying this this long staff 576 00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:23,900 It's kind of swinging it around like a baseball bat 577 00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:30,580 It's probably not good. Did you name it Lucille walks through and into 578 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:36,300 He walks through and into this dome. You don't hear anything that's happening 579 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:39,420 But you see them conversing inside 580 00:47:41,019 --> 00:47:43,019 What do you what do you three do 581 00:47:43,059 --> 00:47:44,900 What do you three do 582 00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:52,500 For do it's Thelonious is clearly throwing a temper tantrum to whoever this other figure is 583 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:57,019 I think still approaching like at least for Lex right now. That's 584 00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:02,119 They're just having kind of a one-track mind like 585 00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:07,960 This is the MF er that killed my daddy. So I don't like you 586 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:16,519 So just advancing as I can because obviously my best weapon is not my crossbow I want to get 587 00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:19,039 up up close 588 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,760 Perseus is trying to cut a swath through these guys with the bag of devouring 589 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,840 Okay 590 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,519 and Margaret 591 00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:30,760 yeah, I 592 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:35,480 Put away the dagger and get out the mace in the shield and just shoulder to shoulder 593 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,840 Well, not really shoulder shoulder shoulder to thigh 594 00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:42,320 Okay, and I get Arvid Arvid's following him behind 595 00:48:43,079 --> 00:48:48,960 Just making sure that nothing begins to move behind you as you're moving forward and as you get closer 596 00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:58,480 you you you see you begin to climb up this dais and you see Thelonious turn around and his eyes have gone from a 597 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:02,639 Like a milky white to a deep black 598 00:49:03,639 --> 00:49:12,639 And everybody make a dexterity saving throw as like this heat energy begins to form 599 00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:17,279 16 600 00:49:17,279 --> 00:49:18,759 14 as 601 00:49:18,759 --> 00:49:25,400 you're climbing up this dais you feel like this is this heat energy forming beneath you and 602 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,160 And 603 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:31,320 Thelonious turns and his eyes are completely black and then there's like this 604 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,559 this flame 605 00:49:33,559 --> 00:49:36,079 Radiance coming from him as he screams 606 00:49:36,079 --> 00:49:42,920 But you don't hear anything because of the shield that he's put up around him and this other this other figure and this fireball 607 00:49:43,039 --> 00:49:48,519 erupts blowing out the stone of the dais and blowing 608 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:54,960 Lex and Arvid off and back into the mass of the army 609 00:49:55,400 --> 00:50:01,119 who begin clicking and throwing themselves into like these fits of rage and 610 00:50:02,119 --> 00:50:07,440 groaning as you fall onto your back and take 46 fire damage 611 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:14,700 Margaret you're gonna take half of that. You don't get blown off the dais, but you are kind of resting on top of it 612 00:50:15,519 --> 00:50:17,980 And Lex also only takes half 613 00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:25,000 Because of the ring that Margaret gave her so long ago. I take half of Lex's damage 614 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,760 Son of a bitch, right? Yeah 615 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,440 Rev play in the game 616 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,639 Thelonious's scream begins to echo out as the shield around him waivers this fireball 617 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,380 erupting and creating heat throughout the entire space and with an echoing crack 618 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:55,079 Thelonious throws his hands together and every single undead creature along the floor of this cavern 619 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,440 begins to move towards 620 00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:09,039 Dumbgeons and Dragons season 2 episode 621 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,700 116 starring Karla Max dead as Lex Tom Laird as Perseus 622 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:21,119 Amy More as flanks with Kyle Claset as JAPES rev to Shane as Margaret broadcloak and Russ more as your dungeon master 623 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:28,779 Editing production and sound design by Russ More this episode featured music from epidemic sound and sound effects from epidemic sound boom 624 00:51:28,799 --> 00:51:33,359 Library and sound ideas a huge. Thank you to our supporting producers Gabriel Lynch 625 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:39,799 Jessica Babyok cat water flame Jacob Madden Christian Brown Devin Michaels Craig Zeiss Aaron Stevens 626 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,279 Daryleth Lulahan 627 00:51:41,279 --> 00:51:47,440 Charlie Warley and LA Branton to support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other productions and get access to an exclusive 628 00:51:47,679 --> 00:51:51,079 Podcast called the adventures of bonus episodes and much more 629 00:51:51,079 --> 00:51:53,200 Please join our Patreon at Patreon.com 630 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,119 Slash dumb dragon cast join us on or before March 30th 631 00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:04,079 2020 to join us for an improvised live show exclusive to patrons have a great week. We'll talk again soon 632 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:13,519 We cut to a chamber just off the back of the dais and we see a different perspective we see 633 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:18,719 The figure inside of the dome and felonious his face who's 634 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,880 arguing and screaming at him and then we see 635 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:27,320 Flanks and JAPES who are bound by the chains just off the cavern 636 00:52:27,559 --> 00:52:33,199 What are these two fucking arguing about back here? They're saying a lot of shit about undead and taking over the world 637 00:52:33,199 --> 00:52:36,119 I don't fucking get do you think they figured out how to use that fucking bag? 638 00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:42,440 I don't know. I really hope so. I was only about 50% sure to use it myself. Maybe they need adventuring guides 639 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,840 Maybe they're on their own adventure and we can guide them wherever they're headed 640 00:52:47,159 --> 00:52:51,119 Well, you got a you got to work on your pitch kids. So batter up 641 00:52:52,639 --> 00:52:58,639 Because that one was carrying a baseball bat thing. So, you know, I thought it was a shot at my voice 642 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:04,659 My mom said I'll leave it out. No, no, I mean we kind of have almost a similar voice really 643 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:10,240 Yeah, so do I get to go through an older person be ready at some point? 644 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:16,560 Yeah, it kind of happens towards the tail end of things, but you'll get there maybe what do you mean? 645 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,400 Maybe I you'd have to ask the other five whenever you get to where they went 646 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,560 Everybody tells too tight you guys 647 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:32,820 It's getting serious it's getting serious I'm loosening my ponytail I don't plan that far 648 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,440 He doesn't know what's making the click 649 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,440 Deal 650 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:50,960 Somebody did some slam poetry somewhere and everyone just like Jetson the Sharks pop out Perseus rolling in sight 651 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,120 Time that better if I tried 652 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:14,940 That's great these are my own feelings and facial expressions Russell you don't need to interrupt your diet try to react to my reaction 653 00:54:16,159 --> 00:54:17,759 Sorry 654 00:54:17,759 --> 00:54:20,159 Let me hide self 655 00:54:24,359 --> 00:54:26,960 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production